SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW

A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked: Which One is Your Best Girlfriend? . He Replied: The Next One. . MORAL: Always Aim high Continuously Improve Your Performance.

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, . …The Husband Said: “When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey” . His Bride Replied: “I Know But I Didn’t Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At d Wedding” [...]

Love is like a chewing gum,it tastes only in the starting. But frienship is like chocolate it tastes till it ends. And you r 1 of my sweet chocolate

A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door. A lady opened it. Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. Salesman: Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in nxt 15 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i’ll EAT all this [...]

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi. Achanak Dulhan Boli: Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai. Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara Tha. Admi: Shabbir Tum Yahan Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Bacha: “Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe ‘SHABBIR’ To Dekhe Ga”

kiss is the key of love, love is the lock of marriage, marriage is the box of children, children is the problem of pakistan, so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.

pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha.. . PATHAN se: Q: Taleem? Ans:B.A . Q: Pakistan kb bna? . Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947 . Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy? Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab.. . SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie 1- [...]

k pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha.. . PATHAN se: Q: Taleem? Ans:B.A . Q: Pakistan kb bna? . Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947 . Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy? Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab.. . SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie [...]