Height Of Student Talent: . . Teacher:” U Just Got 5 Marks & Still U R Laughing.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:” I’m Wondering How I Got 5 Marks.. I Wrote ‘Hooka Bar’ Lyrics :p :O ^_^

Artistic Door a Beautiful Touching Quote: Someone asked to Artist paint a picture of “Heart Door” That Artist paints a beautiful house and add door on it. But He don’t paint “door handle” and someone ask why you don’t prepare handle of door. Artist replied! A beautiful quote, Heart door will open from inner side [...]

Fit & tested dieting plan with tremendous results… 7:30am: 1 bread, half boiled egg 10am: 1 cup green Tea 12pm: half cup boiled chanay 1pm: 1 banana 5pm: 1 Cup Tea without sugar 7pm: 1 cup skim milk 9pm: green Tea . . . . . . 11:45pm: Naan, chicken karahi, fried rice, tikka, shahi [...]

Teacher: Your son is fail See his report. **** English: 20 Math: 15 Urdu: 18 Physics: 13 Chemistry: 15 Biology: 17 Total: 98 *** Sardar: He did great in Total. Whose teacher of this Subject?

Doctor advice to brilliant Sardar a Funny Joke Sardar to Doctor: Doctor Sb. I am unable to sleep in night! Doctor: Don’t worry! When you laid down to bed and start counting till 2000 and then sleep will come. After Two Days; Doctor: Do you act upon my advice? Sardar: Yes; But its difficult work [...]

Wife to Husband ! I have listen that; husband and wife not live together in Jannat! . . Husband; Darling that’s why called “Jannat”.

A Girl; buy 5000$ bird which can speak 40 languages and Given as birthday to Sardar jee. Next Day; Girl asked; is you like gift? Sardar; It was so “tasty”.

One Girl hit a short during playing of Golf; And ball hit to nearest a person. That’s person press his both hand between his legs and fell down on earth and start rolling. Girl worried and running toward that person, When she reached nearest to that person and said; Don’t worry I will help you. [...]

Funny Joke Confusion in message; Doctor to Lady; You are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals in a day as i had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! . . I heard three males a day.

Blind man in a Hotel.. Manager- Menu Sir? Man- I’m blind, just bring me ur kitchen spoon. I’ll Smell it & order. Manager got a spoon. Blind Smelt & said “Yes, I’ll have lamb with season Potatoes. “Unbelievable !” said the manager. Every week he came & was correct each time. Once manager wanted to [...]