Thats Funny

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Funny Excuses

DEAR TEACHER, Please excuse . . . Some times we do not think that what we say to others and our ignorance became a jock. In the same case when parents sent excuse to teachers when their children absent. They excuse in this way.. • Please excuse Gloria. She had been sick and under the [...]

A lawyer in a hospital

A lawyer awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him. “Why are the curtains closed?” he asked. “Is it night?” A nurse replied, “No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you waking up and thinking that [...]

Two Campers

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s [...]

A sardarji goes to restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

In bio practical

In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Sardar saw a Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said ?India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Student Funny Reply

Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

Teacher & Student

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Sardar Crime

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

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