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Funny Qanooni Joke

Adil — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:57:57 +0000

Qanooni joke:

Vot Daalnay k liye 18 saal Umar

Shadi k liye 21 sal Umar hone Zaruri hy

Yani k

BV sambhalna Mulk sambhalne sa Zayda

Mushkil kam hy?

Funny Joke about Genius pathan

Adil — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:54:21 +0000

Ek Genius pathan ne

Bill Gates ko khat Likha Sir ,

Mujy kuch sawal pochne Hain?

Keyboard k Letters Sahi jaga nahi hain,

Keyboard k sahi Version kab Ayega?

Windows main Start k Button hy, Stop ka nahi?

Hum Ms-Word use karte hain,

Mr-Word kub Release Hoga?

Keyboard main Any ati Sawal?

Aap ka naam GATES Hy to ap WINDOWS Q Banatay hain?

Funny joke Husband Vs Wife

Adil — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:37:43 +0000

1 admi k 4 bache they

Govt elan kia :

Jis k – 5- bache honge usy R.s 20000/= mahana dia jayga

Admine B.V sse kaja:

Mera 1 Beta Meri Girl friend sa b hy.

Main us ko b le k ata hon.

Wapis Ghar aya to Apny 2 bache kum they.

Admi :

2-Kahan hain?

B.V:

Jis k they Wo le gya

Tum ne akele to elan nhi suna:

Funny Joke About Funny Baby

Adil — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:47:30 +0000

Bacha : Uncle aik Sawal! Aik Hathi hai, iss k samnay 12 kailay rakhay, Hathi 11 khaye aik nahi khaya, pocho Q?

Admi: Ous ka pait bhar gaya hoga!

Bacha : Ghalat, Aik Kaila Plastic ka tha!!

Bacha: Uncle aik aur Sawal, Iss bar hathi k samnay phir 12 kailay rakhay, iss bar hathi nay aik bhi nahi khaya, pocho Q?

Admi: (Muskuaratay huway) Kailay Plastic kay hongay!

Bacha : Ghalat, Hathi Plastic ka tha!!!

Funny joke About Srdarni

Adil — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:02:07 +0000

Srdarni:

20sal tk merikoi olad ni hoi

2^nd srdarni te fer tu ki kita?

1^st:

Fer me 21 sal Di Hoi Te Abay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Dita.

Fer ja k Kaka Hoya”

Funny Joke About 21ST CENTURY

Adil — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:01:34 +0000

WELLCOM TO THE 21^ST CENTURY..

Phones are wire-less Cooking are – fire-less

Cars –key-less

Dress –sleeeve-less

Youth –job-less

Leaders – Shame-less

Relationship –meaning-less

Attitude –care-less

Feelings –heart-less

Children –manner-less

Everything is going to b LESS,

But still our hopesare Endless.

Funny Joke About Film

Adil — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:53:43 +0000

Film k postar k oper kisi ne peer sahb k urs ka postar lga dia

dono thory phat gay or text yeban gya

1 ticket ma 2 mazay

Dance k bad langar b hoga

Hazrat Alama Molana Gujar badamsh or Shan k ful acyion

Khawaten k leay pardy ka intazam

Reama k dil fareb raqs mein shariq ho k sawab e daren

Hasil karin….

Funny joke About kid & Teacher

Adil — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:27:26 +0000

In English class Kid:

Me sleep with dad last night

Madam

Corrected:

No beta,

I slept with dad last night”

Kid: Aap phr meere sone k baad i hon gi na…..

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Maan Baap ka ethram >

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha.

Os nai shot lagai or os k ghar ke Window ka sheha tout gya.

Bachy ke ami ny baher aa kr usay kaha:

Baita aaram sy khail kro.

is waqiya k baad bachy nai puri zindagi shot mari .

Aaj duniya usay Misba- Ul- Haq k naam sai janti hai.

Funny Joke After Husband Death

Adil — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:55:16 +0000

Husband k Mrnay k Next day Wife Ne

Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly Logon Ko Thanx

FROM: Sobia age 28 Height: 5’4″ Gora Rang,
Slim n Smart, Bachay nahi hain.

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Lady:

Baba g mera husband saari saari raat

Ghar se bahar rehta hai..

Baba g; Bacha ye information hai

Invitation .

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Funny Joke Teacher & Pathan Student

Adil — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:21:53 +0000

Miss: Batao darft or Ejaad me kis farq hai?

Pthan:

Humara abbu ne Humara ammi ko daryaft kia

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Phir Dono ne mil k Humko Ejad kia…..

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Teacher:

1876 ko kia hua tha?

Student:

nhi pata

Teacher:Stupid Quaid .E.Azam

peda hue thy

1880 ko kia huatha

Student :

Mashallah”

Quaid .e.Azam 4 sal ka ho gea tha.