Qanooni joke:   Vot Daalnay k liye 18 saal Umar   Or Shadi k liye 21 sal Umar hone Zaruri hy . . Yani k . BV sambhalna Mulk sambhalne sa Zayda . Mushkil kam hy?

Ek Genius pathan ne   Bill Gates ko khat Likha Sir ,   Mujy kuch sawal pochne Hain?   1. Keyboard k Letters Sahi jaga nahi hain,   Keyboard k sahi Version kab Ayega?   2. Windows main Start k Button hy, Stop ka nahi?   3. Hum Ms-Word use karte hain,   Mr-Word kub [...]

1 admi k 4 bache they   Govt elan kia :   Jis k – 5- bache honge usy R.s 20000/= mahana dia jayga   Admine B.V sse kaja:   Mera 1 Beta Meri Girl friend sa b hy.   Main us ko b le k ata hon.   Wapis Ghar aya to Apny 2 [...]

Bacha : Uncle aik Sawal! Aik Hathi hai, iss k samnay 12 kailay rakhay, Hathi 11 khaye aik nahi khaya, pocho Q?     Admi: Ous ka pait bhar gaya hoga!   Bacha : Ghalat, Aik Kaila Plastic ka tha!!   Bacha: Uncle aik aur Sawal, Iss bar hathi k samnay phir 12 kailay rakhay, [...]

  WELLCOM TO THE 21ST CENTURY..   Phones are wire-less Cooking are – fire-less   Cars –key-less   Dress –sleeeve-less   Youth –job-less   Leaders – Shame-less   Relationship –meaning-less   Attitude –care-less   Feelings –heart-less   Children –manner-less   Everything is going to b LESS,   But still our hopesare Endless.

Film k postar k oper kisi ne peer sahb k urs ka postar lga dia   dono thory phat gay or text yeban gya   1 ticket ma 2 mazay   Dance k bad langar b hoga   Hazrat Alama Molana Gujar badamsh or Shan k ful acyion   Khawaten k leay pardy ka intazam [...]

In English class Kid: Me sleep with dad last night   Madam Corrected: No beta, I slept with dad last night”   Kid: Aap phr meere sone k baad i hon gi na…..   *********** Maan Baap ka ethram >   Aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha.   Os nai shot lagai or [...]

Husband k Mrnay k Next day Wife Ne   Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly Logon Ko Thanx     FROM: Sobia age 28 Height: 5’4″ Gora Rang, Slim n Smart, Bachay nahi hain.   *********** Lady: Baba g mera husband saari saari raat Ghar se bahar rehta hai..       [...]

Miss: Batao darft or Ejaad me kis farq hai? Pthan: Humara abbu ne Humara ammi ko daryaft kia . . . . . . . . Phir Dono ne mil k Humko Ejad kia…..   ************** Teacher: 1876 ko  kia hua tha?   Student: nhi pata Teacher:Stupid Quaid .E.Azam peda hue thy   1880 ko [...]

King of Countries, Beloved of my Father, Support for my Mother’s Heart, My Brother is sit on a Horse..” Smajh aai..?     Nahi?     Don’t worry English smjhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nhi…..     Aap k liye  Punjabi Version.     “Desaan da raja Mere Babul da Pyara Amrri de [...]