New wedding Style… Nikah.. Molvi:Do u agree to change ur Facebook status from Single to married? Boy: Yes yes yes Girl: yes yes yes Molvi: Congratulations Your profile updated successfully ..u r now Husband & wife. you may now upload ur wedding pictures & dont Forget to tag me.

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, Is this what I pay you for? The manager replied: No, sir, this I do free of charge.

A Girl gives an ad in newspaper for marriage. Need a person who never leaves me, never beats me And can satisfy me in bed. Next day a guy with no arms and legs knocks on her door. Girl- who are U? Guy: I want to be ur husband. Girl- U don’t fit for that. [...]

Wife Dreaming at Night, Suddenly Shouts. . . Quick, my Husband is Coming Husband gets up… &. Jumps out of the Window.

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That’s easy 499. Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into [...]

Boss ne apni condom ki factory ka visit kia. 1 room me kuch bachy khel rahy thy. Bos: Ye bache kon hain? Manager: Sir ye kuch complains ai hein.  

Sweet Girl: Little girl went to shop Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kaloge Shopkeeper smiling- haan kar lunga. Girl- to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate bhi nai doge.

One guy tells his friend that check my result at the university and come back and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum, if I failed in two say Muslimeen says Asalam o Alaikum”. . . . the [...]

Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy? Kid: No, my mummy beats me. Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? [...]

Girlfriend Called her Boyfriend GF: Honey where are you? BF: I’m at the bank. GF: Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. BF: Sorry, I meant I was at the bank  of a river. Do you want fish??? :