Srdarni: 20sal tk merikoi olad ni hoi     2nd srdarni te fer tu ki kita? . . . . 1st: . . . . . . . . . Fer me 21 sal Di Hoi Te Abay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Dita. . . Fer ja k Kaka  Hoya”

Teacher :   yad rakho k hum is dunya mein 2sron ki khidmat krny aaye hain.     Sardar:   Wah g wah : te feir 2sry Amb lein aayw ne….     ********* Sardar & his  Wife  went 4  Divorce.   Judge: U hv  3 kids.   How wil u divide them?   Sardar [...]

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ********** A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”.. “My father grows beans,” said one student. [...]

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Don’t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married [...]

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gaya, Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya. Kisi Ne Waja Puchi To bola: Baraat Me Dulhe K Baap Ne Awaz Lagai, Main Munday Da Piyo, Kithay Kurri Da Piyo? Kuri Ka Baap Uttha Or Dono Ne Apas Me Pagrian Exchange Kar Lein. Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz [...]

Sardaron K Ek Gang Ne ek  Bank Me Daka Dala. Locker Tornay Par Cash Ki Jaga Se Wine Bottles Baraamad Hoi. Sardaron Ne Khushi Khushi Ek Ek Bottle Pi. Or Baqi Samait Kar Sath Le Gaye. Agle Din Akhbar Mein Headline Thi… Anokha Waqia Blood Bank Loot Lia Gya. Sardar Was Sad  on our Marriage [...]

Aik sardar dost ke ghar se utha, apne ghar jaane ke liye. Baahir nikla to shadeed barish thi. . Dost: ”Aaj mere ghar hi reh jao, baahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.” . Sardar: ”Ok.” . Dost ne bistar lagaya aur daikha ke sardar gayab hai. Ghante baad sardar bheegta, kanpta [...]

Sardar  Says I Love u to his galfrend.. And suddenly falls on the floor… GalFrnd.. What iz this? Sarda Ji.. O ji, i’m falling in love. Sadar Say His Wife Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after [...]

Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz He did english translation: 1. Main aam admi nai hun. (I m nt a mango man) 2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain. (Colda & hota is fruit) 3. Muje b english ati ha. (English comes to me also.) 4. Do aur do brabar chaar. (Give and [...]

Teacher, Translate into english… “Yad e mazi azab hai ya Rab… Cheen ly mujhsey hafiza mera”…. Sardar: “My mind is full of data base, O God! pls make me a mental case” ***