Teacher: Your son is fail See his report. **** English: 20 Math: 15 Urdu: 18 Physics: 13 Chemistry: 15 Biology: 17 Total: 98 *** Sardar: He did great in Total. Whose teacher of this Subject?

Doctor advice to brilliant Sardar a Funny Joke Sardar to Doctor: Doctor Sb. I am unable to sleep in night! Doctor: Don’t worry! When you laid down to bed and start counting till 2000 and then sleep will come. After Two Days; Doctor: Do you act upon my advice? Sardar: Yes; But its difficult work [...]

A Girl; buy 5000$ bird which can speak 40 languages and Given as birthday to Sardar jee. Next Day; Girl asked; is you like gift? Sardar; It was so “tasty”.

Teacher :what happened in 1869 ? Sardar : I don’t know .Teacher :stupid gandhiji was born ! Now tell what happened in 1873 ? Sardar :gandhiji was 4 year old.

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . Sardar : Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter.

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY.. Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday? Sardar: 19th January. Interviewer: which year? Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. What the guys are doing” asked the sardar. We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize replied one runner. Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating! Exclaimed the Sardar.

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ? bcoz there it was written Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain.

Sardar proposed a girl. Girl said am 1 yr elder to u. . Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I’ll marry u next year.