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Funny joke About Srdarni

Funny joke About Srdarni

Srdarni: 20sal tk merikoi olad ni hoi     2nd srdarni te fer tu ki kita? . . . . 1st: . . . . . . . . . Fer me 21 sal Di Hoi Te Abay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Dita. . . Fer ja k Kaka  Hoya”

January 25th, 2012 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

Funny Jokes Sardar & His Wife

Funny Jokes Sardar & His Wife

Teacher :   yad rakho k hum is dunya mein 2sron ki khidmat krny aaye hain.     Sardar:   Wah g wah : te feir 2sry Amb lein aayw ne….     ********* Sardar & his  Wife  went 4  Divorce.   Judge: U hv  3 kids.   How wil u divide them?   Sardar [...]

January 17th, 2012 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

Sardar Funny Sms

Sardar Funny Sms

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ********** A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”.. “My father grows beans,” said one student. [...]

November 25th, 2010 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

Bachelor

Bachelor

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Don’t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married [...]

November 9th, 2010 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat Pr

Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat Pr

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gaya, Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya. Kisi Ne Waja Puchi To bola: Baraat Me Dulhe K Baap Ne Awaz Lagai, Main Munday Da Piyo, Kithay Kurri Da Piyo? Kuri Ka Baap Uttha Or Dono Ne Apas Me Pagrian Exchange Kar Lein. Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz [...]

November 6th, 2010 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

Bank Me Daka

Bank Me Daka

Sardaron K Ek Gang Ne ek  Bank Me Daka Dala. Locker Tornay Par Cash Ki Jaga Se Wine Bottles Baraamad Hoi. Sardaron Ne Khushi Khushi Ek Ek Bottle Pi. Or Baqi Samait Kar Sath Le Gaye. Agle Din Akhbar Mein Headline Thi… Anokha Waqia Blood Bank Loot Lia Gya. Sardar Was Sad  on our Marriage [...]

November 6th, 2010 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

Sardar And friend

Sardar And friend

Aik sardar dost ke ghar se utha, apne ghar jaane ke liye. Baahir nikla to shadeed barish thi. . Dost: ”Aaj mere ghar hi reh jao, baahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.” . Sardar: ”Ok.” . Dost ne bistar lagaya aur daikha ke sardar gayab hai. Ghante baad sardar bheegta, kanpta [...]

November 5th, 2010 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

Sardar falling in love

Sardar falling in love

Sardar  Says I Love u to his galfrend.. And suddenly falls on the floor… GalFrnd.. What iz this? Sarda Ji.. O ji, i’m falling in love. Sadar Say His Wife Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after [...]

November 5th, 2010 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

Sardar fail in English

Sardar fail in English

Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz He did english translation: 1. Main aam admi nai hun. (I m nt a mango man) 2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain. (Colda & hota is fruit) 3. Muje b english ati ha. (English comes to me also.) 4. Do aur do brabar chaar. (Give and [...]

November 5th, 2010 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »

“Yad e mazi azab hai ya Rab

“Yad e mazi azab hai ya Rab

Teacher, Translate into english… “Yad e mazi azab hai ya Rab… Cheen ly mujhsey hafiza mera”…. Sardar: “My mind is full of data base, O God! pls make me a mental case” ***

November 2nd, 2010 | Posted in Sardar Jokes | Read More »