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Funny joke About Srdarni

Adil — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:02:07 +0000

Srdarni:

20sal tk merikoi olad ni hoi

2^nd srdarni te fer tu ki kita?

1^st:

Fer me 21 sal Di Hoi Te Abay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Dita.

Fer ja k Kaka Hoya”

Funny Jokes Sardar & His Wife

Adil — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:41:32 +0000

Teacher :

yad rakho k hum is dunya mein 2sron ki khidmat krny aaye hain.

Sardar:

Wah g wah : te feir 2sry Amb lein aayw ne….

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Sardar & his Wife went 4 Divorce.

Judge: U hv 3 kids.

How wil u divide them?

Sardar discuss wid wife sardrni & We wil come next years…

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Sardar Funny Sms

Adil — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 11:10:03 +0000

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
“My father grows beans,” said one student.
“My father cooks beans,” said another.

Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: “We are all human beans.”

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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun.

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Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay

Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti?

Sardar: hum lassi bana rahe hein.

Pathan: Ha ha ha. O pagal k bacha log is liye tum per lateefa banata hai.

Itna lassi tumara baap piye ga?

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
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Bachelor

Haroon — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:27:05 +0000

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”

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Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat Pr

Adil — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 16:14:50 +0000

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gaya,
Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
Kisi Ne Waja Puchi To bola:

Baraat Me Dulhe K Baap Ne Awaz Lagai,
Main Munday Da Piyo, Kithay Kurri Da Piyo?
Kuri Ka Baap Uttha Or Dono Ne Apas Me Pagrian Exchange Kar Lein.

Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai,
Main Munday Da Chacha Kithay Kurri Da Chacha?
Unho Ne Kameez Exchange Kar Lein,

Us K Bad Mujhse Raha Na Gaya, Main Ne Kaha, “Main Munday Da Yaar Kithay Kurri Da Yaar?

Bus Fair Danday, Sotay Te Jutian Exchange Hoiyan.

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Bank Me Daka

Adil — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 16:00:54 +0000

Sardaron K Ek Gang Ne ek Bank Me Daka Dala.
Locker Tornay Par Cash Ki Jaga Se Wine Bottles Baraamad Hoi.
Sardaron Ne Khushi Khushi Ek Ek Bottle Pi.
Or
Baqi Samait Kar Sath Le Gaye.

Agle Din Akhbar Mein Headline Thi…

Anokha Waqia

Blood Bank Loot Lia Gya.

Sardar Was Sad on our Marriage

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai?

Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai.

Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.

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Sardar And friend

Adil — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:50:33 +0000

Aik sardar dost ke ghar se utha, apne ghar jaane ke liye.
Baahir nikla to shadeed barish thi.
.
Dost: ”Aaj mere ghar hi reh jao, baahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.”
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Sardar: ”Ok.”
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Dost ne bistar lagaya aur daikha ke sardar gayab hai. Ghante baad sardar bheegta, kanpta huwa aaya.
.
Dost: ”Sardarji, kahan gaye thay?”
Sardar: ”Oh ji, main zara ghar batane gaya tha ke main aaj nahi aaon ga!!”

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Sardar falling in love

Adil — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 08:00:53 +0000

Sardar Says I Love u to his galfrend..

And suddenly falls on the floor…
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i’m falling in love.

Sadar Say His Wife

Sardar:

Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife :

Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

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Sardar fail in English

Adil — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 07:32:04 +0000

Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz

He did english translation:

1. Main aam admi nai hun.

(I m nt a mango man)

2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.

(Colda & hota is fruit)

3. Muje b english ati ha.

(English comes to me also.)

4. Do aur do brabar chaar.

(Give and give equal to four.)

5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se ha.

(I m belonge to green pur thousanda.

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“Yad e mazi azab hai ya Rab

Adil — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 13:52:44 +0000

Teacher, Translate into english…

“Yad e mazi azab hai ya Rab…

Cheen ly mujhsey hafiza mera”….

Sardar:

“My mind is full of data base,

O God! pls make me a mental case”

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