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Funny Sms About Boys

Adil — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:53:13 +0000

A Boy goes 2 his uncle’s home late nite.

Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room but
boy refused due to baby’s crying nature & went 2 sleep in TV lounge.
Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl and ask
“who r u?
Girl: i’m “BABY” n u?
Boy: Mein…… Ullu ka PathaAA..

Love Sms About Brain & Heart

Adil — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:27:39 +0000

Once Brain asked to Heart;

“why are you sending message to people who don’t care & reply you?
lovely Heart replied to Brain;

“You need reasons & I need Relations.

Funny SMS About Choudhary Sb

Adil — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:58:16 +0000

Aik Garments ki shop k try room se
Choudhary ji ki Azaz aai …

Oye Kaminoooo…”

Yahan na Lota na pani

Ab kya kron?

A poor boy loved a rich girl

Adil — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:57:25 +0000

A poor boy loved a rich girl !!
One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said, “listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me ‘n get engaged with someone else of your level.

But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily :
10 years later ??

One day they became face to face in a s…hopping center. The lady said, “Hey! you! How are you? Now I’m married. Do you know how much is my husband’s salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can you imagine? ‘n he is also very smart.”
The guy’s eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words. :

After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy !!

Sir! You here? Meet my wife.” Then he said to her wife, “I’m going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 corer. ‘n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn’t get her. That’s why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn’t it? Now a days who can love like that way?

**Moral: Life is not so short. So, don’t be so proud of yourself and damn others. Situations change with time. Every one should respect others love.

Jokes Sms About Human Brain

Adil — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:14:39 +0000

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se ELERGY
Woh aaj LUX se nahaya hai.

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Funny Sms About Beautiful Girl

Adil — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:34:54 +0000

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study.

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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

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Funny Sms Differnt Between Dava & Daru

Adil — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 15:19:49 +0000

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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Difference Between School & Collage

Adil — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:27:28 +0000

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench..

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Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

Funny Sms Student ReMix

Adil — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:42:15 +0000

(Student ReMix)
LAMBI JUDAI

Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
.
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
.
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
.
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
.
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
.
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
.
lambi parhai lambi parhai..
.
to all students.

Funniest Situation in Student Life

Adil — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:01:03 +0000

The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
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When u have No idea what to Write in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
Please Hide your Answer Sheet..

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Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle

Ghar ki sab,

Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein…

A Student Service Msg from students welfare association