A Boy goes 2 his uncle’s home late nite. Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room but boy refused due to baby’s crying nature & went 2 sleep in TV lounge. Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl and ask “who r u? Girl: i’m “BABY” n u? Boy: Mein…… Ullu [...]

  Aik Garments ki shop k try room  se Choudhary ji ki Azaz aai … . . . . Oye Kaminoooo…” . . . . Yahan na Lota na pani   Ab kya kron?

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.   ***************   Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso [...]

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study.   ************** Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun [...]

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.     *************** Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is [...]

A Big Difference Between School & Collage: . . In School If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On Last Bench.. . . . But In Collage If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On First Bench.. *********** Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On ‘If I Am A Millionaire’ All Students Started Writing [...]

(Student ReMix) LAMBI JUDAI Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba, . Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai, . Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na, Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha, Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba, . Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa, Soya raha mai classon me apni, Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya, Kitna pita [...]

The Funniest Situation in Student Life: . . . . . . . . . . When u have No idea what to Write in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says.. Please Hide your Answer Sheet..   ************ Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle [...]

Pathan’s name according to conditions: born in jungle: sher khan in summer: sharbat khan in war: barood khan near ocean: sumander khan wid abnormal Featurs: Ajab Khan Born Pre-mature: Masti Khan Born in Anger: Ghazab khan In Horror: Haybat khan With Talent but No Brain: Shahid Khan Afridi   *****************

Teacher: tum barey ho k kia karo gay? Student: shadi T: maira matlab hay kya banogay? S: Dulha T:I mean bary ho k kia hasil karo gay? S: dulhan T: Idiot! maira matlab bary ho k ammi abbu k lye kia karo gay? S: bahu laon ga T: Stupid tumhary papa tum se kia chahtey [...]