Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend U r my Best Friend . . . But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife U r my Best Wife?

Thought of The day :- Money, Attitude & Ego are Like an Underwear..! You should have it, but do not show it unless you become a Superman.

Funny But true Fact….: Relationship between boys & girls in today’s Age… You can touch each other, But u can not touch each others Mobile.

Most Irritating moment: – 1: Morning Alarms:-) 2: Most Difficult task Too find socks.. 3: Most Dreadful Journey : Way to class 4: Most Lovley Tym: Meeting Frnz 5: Most Tragic news: Test in 1st Period 6: Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent 7: Most Relaxing Area: Back Benches 8: Most funny Moment: Teacher cracks [...]

TEACHER: Last year u were in luv wid dat girl & dis year u r in luv wid other.. What do u think of urself?.. Student: . . . SEMESTER change.. SYLLABUS change.. :

A Boy goes 2 his uncle’s home late nite. Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room but boy refused due to baby’s crying nature & went 2 sleep in TV lounge. Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl and ask “who r u? Girl: i’m “BABY” n u? Boy: Mein…… Ullu [...]

  Aik Garments ki shop k try room  se Choudhary ji ki Azaz aai … . . . . Oye Kaminoooo…” . . . . Yahan na Lota na pani   Ab kya kron?

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.   ***************   Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso [...]

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study.   ************** Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun [...]

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.     *************** Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is [...]