(Student ReMix) LAMBI JUDAI Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba, . Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai, . Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na, Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha, Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba, . Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa, Soya raha mai classon me apni, Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya, Kitna pita [...]

The Funniest Situation in Student Life: . . . . . . . . . . When u have No idea what to Write in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says.. Please Hide your Answer Sheet..   ************ Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle [...]

Pathan’s name according to conditions: born in jungle: sher khan in summer: sharbat khan in war: barood khan near ocean: sumander khan wid abnormal Featurs: Ajab Khan Born Pre-mature: Masti Khan Born in Anger: Ghazab khan In Horror: Haybat khan With Talent but No Brain: Shahid Khan Afridi   *****************

Teacher: tum barey ho k kia karo gay? Student: shadi T: maira matlab hay kya banogay? S: Dulha T:I mean bary ho k kia hasil karo gay? S: dulhan T: Idiot! maira matlab bary ho k ammi abbu k lye kia karo gay? S: bahu laon ga T: Stupid tumhary papa tum se kia chahtey [...]

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen. . Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga: “Kyun larrh rahi ho? Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye. . . Phir . . Phir kya? Dono girls puray rastay [...]

7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Chnge d Empty Refill 5. Again Write 6. Ask for Extra Sheet 7. Again Keep Writing Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall: 1. Count d No of Girls 2. Check Out the Young Lady [...]

Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye Taj ya Takht? Anarkali: Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye Talk shak ka. **************** Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile… . . . . . D  D  D Nice Hai Na? Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun? ********** [...]

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far.   ********** A golden message for youngsters. A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls. But a beautiful [...]

Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya, Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha: Kya Huwa??  Pathan: Saala Dr. Bolta Hy Amari Biwi Ka ‘BP’ Dekhna Hy. ************* Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi? Pathan: Kyun uthata.., Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar [...]

Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano gye? Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy. Teacher: Kiya banna chahty ho? Pathan LADY DOCTOR.   ************   Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai? Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard Agar Na [...]