Its not that u stop smiling as u grow old. The real thing is u grow old bcoz u stop smiling. Donate a smile today… And Live Longer….

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW.

A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend. So he asked. When is your birthday? Girl 21st July Boy Which year? Girl Janu every year.

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

The funniest situation in student life…. . . . . . .When u have no idea wat 2 write in the paper & the supervisor comes & says.. Plz Hide Ur answer Sheet.

Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia. Media: agay kya karna chahtay ho? Pathan: Bachpan se 1 hi Khuwab ha k ham apna Landay ki dukaan kholay ga.

Cold Water & Hot Iron Removes The wrinkles From Clothes.. Same Way The Cool Mind & Warm Heart Remove Worries Ov life… Keep Smiling.

Girl:”Mom ma pregnant ho gai hon. Motherghusse sekab or kaisy? Girl:”ye mehez hadsati tor par hua mom. Mother:tmhara matlab hy k tum road par ja rahi thi. Achanak tumhara pa’on phisla or…. Tum kisi ki goad mein ja giri

We Smiled when we were Kids. To be beautiful when you grow up Even the beauty faded. But still they look so happy No matter what bad things happen to you But Keep A Smile on your face. PLEASE KEEP SMILE Because you look beautiful when smile. Wish you a Smiling Day! Language of Love [...]

Boss to secretary: for 1 week we’ll go aboard She calls husband: for a week, I and boss r going baroad Husband calls GF: wife going, lets enjoy GF calls her student: for one week, you’re free Lill boy calls grandpa: I’m free for 1 week Grandpa (boss) calls her secretary: tour cancelled I’m wid [...]