Wife Said I’m Dying: Husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi,what r u doing Darling? Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? Wife: U idiot! I’m dying my hair.. Husband: Bloody English Language!
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about [...]