Funny Excuses

DEAR TEACHER, Please excuse . . .

Some times we do not think that what we say to others and our ignorance became a jock. In the same case when parents sent excuse to teachers when their children absent. They excuse in this way..
• Please excuse Gloria. She had been sick and under the doctor.
• My son is under the doctors care and should not take P.E., please execute him.
• Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
• Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gangover.
• Please exuse Joe Friday. He had loose vowels.
• Please excuse Blanch from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.
• Please excuse Joyce from Jim. She is administrating.

• Carlos was absent from school yesterday, because he was playing football.He hurt in the growing part.
• Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father’s fault.
• Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
• Please excuse Diane from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.