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You're
unique, just like everyone else.... |
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Everybody has the right to be stupid but your
breaking the rules! |
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When you judge others you dont define them you
define yourself.. :-) |
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The more I learn, the more I forget. So why
would I learn? |
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You're looking at perfection, and it ain't
you! |
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If electricty comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons? |
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Never wish on 1 star more than once cause your
luck ALWAYS runs out! |
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I know that you know that I know that you think
I'm the best, that's why you never tell me. |
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We
both know I'm the best, that's why you never
tell me. |
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I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? |
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One day, we will look back on this, laugh
nervously, and change the subject. |
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When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad
I’m better. |
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I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! |
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I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet. |
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English! Who needs that? I'm never going to
England! |
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You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh
because you're all the same. |
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I
am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! |
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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-) |
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Can I get your picture? I collect nature
disasters. |
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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making
ME the center of YOUR world! |
