You are a donkey D 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young.

What ABCDEFG stands for? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl. And GFEDCBA stands for what? The reverse: Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again

A prisoner was about to be executed. Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request he said .. I want to update my facebook status:D

Girl : mom, i am in love with a guy… mom shocked : how old is the boy and what is he doing ? girl : three months and kicking happily in my stomach..

Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, And Go like a King…. This Slogan was written on a.. Public Toilet Door.