Boy: I’m searching for the most beautiful girl..!! Girl: Look I came for you..!! Boy: That’s nice! Now help me to find her.

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend U r my Best Friend . . . But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife U r my Best Wife?

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/- . .. … He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner… . .. … Bill Rs. 3000/- . .. … He was unable to pay!!! . Manager Handed Him To Police!!! . He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!! . Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY.. Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday? Sardar: 19th January. Interviewer: which year? Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

A Man’s Feeling :…. . . “It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I don’t find my Mobile in my pocket .. . . . & its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend’s hand.

Wife Said I’m Dying: Husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi,what r u doing Darling? Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? Wife: U idiot! I’m dying my hair.. Husband: Bloody English Language!

Never kiss a police woman. she ll say stop and hand sup. . Never kiss a nurse she will say next pl z. . Always kiss a teacher. She ll repeat it 10 times.

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . SHOPPING” Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . “PAYING The BILLS  Does

A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same. The police man asked the person who was there earlier, How does your wife look like?? That man replied, She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful [...]

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.. MY [...]