Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di Police: Q ki? Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha Main ne pucha kon hai? To bola tumhri BHABI. *********** PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga PATHAN: [...]

Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano gye? Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy. Teacher: Kiya banna chahty ho? Pathan LADY DOCTOR.   ************   Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai? Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard Agar Na [...]

Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST   *********   Doctor– Your husband is serious & needs complete bed rest,…. take these sleeping pills. – - – - Wife– When it is to be given to him?? – - – Doctor– Its for you, not [...]

Types of Girls Computer Humor CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing but at least she is [...]

A student didn’t know what to do so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on the edge I’ll study!   ************   Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, [...]

Psychology Of Girl. Fraud with Innocent Boys Fun with Handsome Boys Friendship with Charming Boys Contact with Intelligent Boys Flirt with Freaky Boys Love with Faithful Boys & In the end Marriage with the Rich Boy Moral of the story. Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!

A woman to Doctor: My husband has the problem of talking alot in sleep! What should I do? Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake .   ********   Satisfies Your Mind.   It’s the thing that satisfies u r mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, [...]

2 Larki’n Ful Makeup Kr k Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha. 1st: Aaj koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga. ********* A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time [...]

Aaj teri galio’n se guzri hai mayat meri “faraz” Dekh marny k bad bhi hum ny rasta nahi badla. ************* Kal Raat, Bahot Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to ehsas  howa Faraz…! ke kitaben khol k jo neend ati hy wo chars pi k b nhi ati. ********* Humne to Paisay Eidi smjh k le liay [...]

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ********** A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”.. “My father grows beans,” said one student. [...]