A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers.

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/- . .. … He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner… . .. … Bill Rs. 3000/- . .. … He was unable to pay!!! . Manager Handed Him To Police!!! . He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!! . Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA

A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same. The police man asked the person who was there earlier, How does your wife look like?? That man replied, She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful [...]

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.. MY [...]

Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia. Media: agay kya karna chahtay ho? Pathan: Bachpan se 1 hi Khuwab ha k ham apna Landay ki dukaan kholay ga.

New wedding Style… Nikah.. Molvi:Do u agree to change ur Facebook status from Single to married? Boy: Yes yes yes Girl: yes yes yes Molvi: Congratulations Your profile updated successfully ..u r now Husband & wife. you may now upload ur wedding pictures & dont Forget to tag me.

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, Is this what I pay you for? The manager replied: No, sir, this I do free of charge.

Wife Dreaming at Night, Suddenly Shouts. . . Quick, my Husband is Coming Husband gets up… &. Jumps out of the Window.

Black Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Black Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Black Husband: No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

Boss ne apni condom ki factory ka visit kia. 1 room me kuch bachy khel rahy thy. Bos: Ye bache kon hain? Manager: Sir ye kuch complains ai hein.