A Boy goes 2 his uncle’s home late nite. Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room but boy refused due to baby’s crying nature & went 2 sleep in TV lounge. Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl and ask “who r u? Girl: i’m “BABY” n u? Boy: Mein…… Ullu [...]

  Aik Garments ki shop k try room  se Choudhary ji ki Azaz aai … . . . . Oye Kaminoooo…” . . . . Yahan na Lota na pani   Ab kya kron?

Film k postar k oper kisi ne peer sahb k urs ka postar lga dia   dono thory phat gay or text yeban gya   1 ticket ma 2 mazay   Dance k bad langar b hoga   Hazrat Alama Molana Gujar badamsh or Shan k ful acyion   Khawaten k leay pardy ka intazam [...]

In English class Kid: Me sleep with dad last night   Madam Corrected: No beta, I slept with dad last night”   Kid: Aap phr meere sone k baad i hon gi na…..   *********** Maan Baap ka ethram >   Aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha.   Os nai shot lagai or [...]

Husband k Mrnay k Next day Wife Ne   Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly Logon Ko Thanx     FROM: Sobia age 28 Height: 5’4″ Gora Rang, Slim n Smart, Bachay nahi hain.   *********** Lady: Baba g mera husband saari saari raat Ghar se bahar rehta hai..       [...]

Miss: Batao darft or Ejaad me kis farq hai? Pthan: Humara abbu ne Humara ammi ko daryaft kia . . . . . . . . Phir Dono ne mil k Humko Ejad kia…..   ************** Teacher: 1876 ko  kia hua tha?   Student: nhi pata Teacher:Stupid Quaid .E.Azam peda hue thy   1880 ko [...]

King of Countries, Beloved of my Father, Support for my Mother’s Heart, My Brother is sit on a Horse..” Smajh aai..?     Nahi?     Don’t worry English smjhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nhi…..     Aap k liye  Punjabi Version.     “Desaan da raja Mere Babul da Pyara Amrri de [...]

Ek Shekh sb bus mien sfr kar rahe the,   Achanak bus bey”qabu ho kar drya mien ja giri   Har koi apmi  zindgi bachney k kliye terney laga , mgr shekh sb tarte hue kisi  ko talash kar rahe the, 1 aadmi ney poocha aap kisey dhoond rahe ho, to shekh ka jawab aya [...]

Boy : Hum dono Kuch arsa sath rehty hain Agar mizaj mil gaye to shadi kar kein gye,   koi ghalti howi to alag ho jayen ge.   Girl:   Ghalti kis k pass rahy gi?   *************   Girl: Mn fail hona  chahti hon.     Boy: Why? Girl: Papa ny kaha tha k [...]

Hafta bazar me pathanAwaz lagty huy.   Dodh Ka Thela 20 rupy me 20 rupy me   Ek aurat ny pas ja kr dekha, phr wapis aagi. Dosry ny pucha kia hua? Pehli wali kehny lagi Kemeena BRAZER    bech raha hy.     ************* Ik becha school ka kam kr rahathe k uski pencil [...]