A Boy goes 2 his uncle’s home late nite. Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room but boy refused due to baby’s crying nature & went 2 sleep in TV lounge. Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl and ask “who r u? Girl: i’m “BABY” n u? Boy: Mein…… Ullu [...]

FAUJI: Sary enemy hum sa darty hn or hum bivi se MOCHI: Me juton ki marammat karta hn or bivi meri TEACHER: Main school mn lecture deta hon or ghar main sirf dunta ho OFFICER: Me office me boss hun or ghr me Nokar JUDGE: Me court me faislay sunata ho or ghr me khud [...]

A poor boy loved a rich girl !! One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said, “listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me ‘n get engaged with someone else of your level. [...]

sardar prepared only one essay Friend  for his exam. But in exam he got Father essay. so he replaced Friend with with father and wrote like this….  I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbor…   ************** In a party [...]

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon. Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee. Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha. Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net [...]

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.   ***************   Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso [...]

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study.   ************** Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun [...]

Teacher : Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.   ***************   Before Marriage He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: [...]

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.     *************** Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is [...]

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, I’d like to have some birth control pills. ***************** 3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is [...]