Girl friend is a virus She will enter u r life Scan u r pocket Transfer u r money Edit u r mind download her problems Delete u r smile & Hang u r life So avoid u r girl friend & send her number 2 me I am a professional anti virus.    

Philosophy of GIRLS Flirt with fool BOYs . Frendship with beautiful BOYs Contact with rich BOYs . . . Love with sincere BOYs & Marriage with Jeiven AMMI di Mrzi.

Billing A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re [...]

Cute lines from a guy..!! The Reason, Why my parents don’t allow me to play with doll : . . . . . This is because they want to teach me from my childhood that GIRL’s aren’t Toys to Play with

Angry Moment – - – - … – - – - when U are sleeping & someone enters Ur Room, turns on the Lite & then leaves Without turning it OFF.

?2 cockroach ICU me admit thy 1st: yar me paon k neechy agya tha tumhe kia hua? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . 2nd: kuch nai yr ek larki mujhe dekh k itni zor sy cheekhi k heart attack hoo [...]

A short  walk is so difficult when no one walks with u.. . . But a long journey is just a few   steps When .. . . . . A street dog running behind u..  

Question : What is common between clouds and wife….? . . . . Answer: When both are Not around , Its called a Bright Day “

Choosing a career is like chosing a wife from 10 girls. . . . . Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman. . . . . . There’s still pain of losing the other 9.

Old lady : Doctor I have got a pain in my left leg . Doctor after examining her . It’s caused by old age. Old lady : Nonsense .My right leg is all right and it’s as old as the left leg.