Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.   ***************   Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso [...]

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study.   ************** Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun [...]

Teacher : Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.   ***************   Before Marriage He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: [...]

Cats is cute animal and when someone tried to do naughty acts then cat defend herself is like in this video.

1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di? 2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi 1st:Wo Kese? 2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi. ************ Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye: Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly? Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa [...]

Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge. customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do. ************ A muslim couple after divorce. Husband:- ab hamare beech koi rishta nahi bacha hai. Wife:- aise mat bolo salim k abba. Hum abhi bhi [...]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” …”Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black…?”

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.