A Beggar Found Rs. 100/- . .. … He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner… . .. … Bill Rs. 3000/- . .. … He was unable to pay!!! . Manager Handed Him To Police!!! . He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!! . Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..
Wife Said I’m Dying: Husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi,what r u doing Darling? Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? Wife: U idiot! I’m dying my hair.. Husband: Bloody English Language!
Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away.. Women are like WI-Fi: She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one.