Miss: Batao darft or Ejaad me kis farq hai? Pthan: Humara abbu ne Humara ammi ko daryaft kia . . . . . . . . Phir Dono ne mil k Humko Ejad kia…..   ************** Teacher: 1876 ko  kia hua tha?   Student: nhi pata Teacher:Stupid Quaid .E.Azam peda hue thy   1880 ko [...]

King of Countries, Beloved of my Father, Support for my Mother’s Heart, My Brother is sit on a Horse..” Smajh aai..?     Nahi?     Don’t worry English smjhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nhi…..     Aap k liye  Punjabi Version.     “Desaan da raja Mere Babul da Pyara Amrri de [...]

Ek Shekh sb bus mien sfr kar rahe the,   Achanak bus bey”qabu ho kar drya mien ja giri   Har koi apmi  zindgi bachney k kliye terney laga , mgr shekh sb tarte hue kisi  ko talash kar rahe the, 1 aadmi ney poocha aap kisey dhoond rahe ho, to shekh ka jawab aya [...]

Boy : Hum dono Kuch arsa sath rehty hain Agar mizaj mil gaye to shadi kar kein gye,   koi ghalti howi to alag ho jayen ge.   Girl:   Ghalti kis k pass rahy gi?   *************   Girl: Mn fail hona  chahti hon.     Boy: Why? Girl: Papa ny kaha tha k [...]

Hafta bazar me pathanAwaz lagty huy.   Dodh Ka Thela 20 rupy me 20 rupy me   Ek aurat ny pas ja kr dekha, phr wapis aagi. Dosry ny pucha kia hua? Pehli wali kehny lagi Kemeena BRAZER    bech raha hy.     ************* Ik becha school ka kam kr rahathe k uski pencil [...]

Wife : Mene Suna hy k jannat mein Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.. To Aurton ko kya milay ga..? Husband: Khuch NhiMIlle Ga.. ALLAHA Sirf Mazloom ki Sunta Hai…   *************   As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after [...]

Exam me sawal aye K CHELLENGE : kisy kahty hy? Pathan ny pura  paper khali chor k last pr lkha     Apny Bap  ki AULAD HY TO PASS KAR DikHA its     Chellenge:   ************ Teacher Tel;l me 3 tenses With Example?   Pathan student :   I saw you Daughter yesterday                 ( [...]

Teacher :   yad rakho k hum is dunya mein 2sron ki khidmat krny aaye hain.     Sardar:   Wah g wah : te feir 2sry Amb lein aayw ne….     ********* Sardar & his  Wife  went 4  Divorce.   Judge: U hv  3 kids.   How wil u divide them?   Sardar [...]

FAUJI: Sary enemy hum sa darty hn or hum bivi se MOCHI: Me juton ki marammat karta hn or bivi meri TEACHER: Main school mn lecture deta hon or ghar main sirf dunta ho OFFICER: Me office me boss hun or ghr me Nokar JUDGE: Me court me faislay sunata ho or ghr me khud [...]

A poor boy loved a rich girl !! One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said, “listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me ‘n get engaged with someone else of your level. [...]