A Girl climbs up a tree. A monkey was sitting on the tree Monkey: Why are you climbing up? Girl: To eat apples. Monkey: But this is a mango tree. Girl: I know, I brought apples with me. ************ U know what is the largest word in english language. “SmileS” bcoz there is mile between [...]

A Man has 2 Parrots, Aik Din 1 Totay ne Doosry ki Chumi lay li… Os Aadmi ne Saza k tor par Totay ki Tind kar di, Kuch Din baad Osi Aadmi k Ghar MEHFIL-e-NAAT thi, To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liye Darwazy pe Bitha dia, Kuch dair baad Os Aadmi ne [...]

Boss to secretary: for 1 week we’ll go aboard She calls husband: for a week, I and boss r going baroad Husband calls GF: wife going, lets enjoy GF calls her student: for one week, you’re free Lill boy calls grandpa: I’m free for 1 week Grandpa (boss) calls her secretary: tour cancelled I’m wid [...]

If you want to know what relation is between YOU & Me.. Simple answer is like relation between Blood & Heart Heart & beat Beat & pulse Pulse & Soul Soul & body ***

A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked: Which One is Your Best Girlfriend? . He Replied: The Next One. . MORAL: Always Aim high Continuously Improve Your Performance.

Love is like a chewing gum,it tastes only in the starting. But frienship is like chocolate it tastes till it ends. And you r 1 of my sweet chocolate

Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy? Fail Hony Pr? Nae Pyar Men Dhoka Milny Pr? Nae Chot Lgny Pr? Nae Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Hota Hy Jb Mobile Chrging Py Lga Kr Jao Or 2 Ghnty Bd Akr Dkho To Switch Bnd ho .

Smile in ease, Smile in pain, Smile when trouble, pour like rain, smile when someone hurt ur fellings, smiles you know are very hailng…