Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. *** A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her [...]

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night And suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!” Man gets up, jumps out of the window, Hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

A Man Went to Hell A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said “u can do that” after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”