Women Quotes

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

Margaret Thatcher
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Dick Van Dyke
For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

Pablo Picasso
All women are good – good for nothing, or good for something.

Miguel De Cervantes
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Marcel Achard
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.

Sean Williamson
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

Gloria Steinem
You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.

Norman Mailer
The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.

Colleen McCullough
My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.

Phyllis Diller (as quoted in Woman’s Almanac, 1977)
A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.

Rudyard Kipling
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn’t want to own one.

W.C. Fields
What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?

Ellen DeGeneres (as spoken at the 2001 Emmy’s)
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx
It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Tallulah Bankhead
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams
Man has will, but woman has her way.

Oliver Wendell Holmes
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Aristotle Onassis
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.